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NYPD Breaks Up A Massive Underground Sex Club In Queens For Violating Social Distancing Rules

Just another day on the job for the NYPD! Last week they were arresting a guy for using a flamethrower atop a city bus, the week before that they were breaking up an illegal fight club, and now? Now they're breaking up 80-person sex parties deep in Queens...

From TMZ

The NYC Sheriff's Office busted in and broke up an underground swingers club early Sunday morning in Queens ... which is said to have been hosting upwards of 80 people -- a big no-no under Gov. Cuomo's new 10-person-or-less rule.

Sure enough, there was a rager going down -- music was blasting and people were mingling and sipping on booze, which the Sheriff's Office says was being illegally served. Oh, and there were some people making whoopee too ... all together.

The cops say they found three couples having sex in a small room -- apparently, this swinger joint -- which goes by Caligula, of all names -- has services for that if you're looking to get busy. The Sheriff's Office even snapped a shot of one of those rooms, plus a price sheet going over rates, and what looks like a box of condoms.

All in all, two organizers and one patron were charged with misdemeanors -- and the place was cleared out. The NYP reports that the manager was hit with lots of fines ... which amounted to about $16,000 for violating emergency measures issued by the state. The guy reportedly also got dinged for booze infractions.

As detailed as that description was, it didn't do the club justice in terms of how gross it was. Check out these pictures the Sheriffs Department posted online...

Disgusting. Imagine fucking on one of those beds? And what does 'VIP Room' mean? Privacy? Call me crazy, but doesn't paying for privacy in a sex club defeat the purpose? Here's what was tweeted out after the bust was made...

All I know is that these New York City cops don't get paid nearly as much as they should. They're dealing with the general public, sometimes a naked one, in the middle of a global pandemic. What a fucking nightmare. Mind you first year patrolman make $42,500 per year. I'm not saying all the guys responding to this call were rookies, but I'm sure they're not seasoned vets. 

Regardless, as crazy as it sounds, this sex club being broken up means that New York is in fact not dead. It hasn't missed a beat. It's when the flamethrowers and fight clubs and sex parties stop that I'll start to worry. 

Check out what KFC tweeted over the weekend…

#StillHere. Fingers crossed everyone at that sex party was able to get home safe and sound without some sort of super-spreader event taking place. Although COVID would be low on the list of things I'd be worried about catching if I was there. Oh well. Shout out to the NYPD for keeping up safe and sound.