All in All Drew Brees Has Not 1, Not 2, Not 3, Not 4, Not 5, Not 6, Not 7, Not 8, Not 9, Not 10, But 11 Fractured Ribs

Here's a question, how many ribs do we have? I would have guessed 10, maybe 12. I honestly never even thought about the number of ribs we have, but I didn't think we would have 8 on one side. So I'm going to look it up right now, hold please...

24!!!! All of us???? That's insane. I guess ribs just take up our entire bodies. Wait now I need to look up how many ribs cows have.

Oh you gotta be kidding me!!! We have one more pair of ribs than COWS?? Seems like we have an abundance of ribs. I don't blame Marilyn Manson whatsoever for taking a few out to suck his own dick, we have way too many.

What were we talking about? Delicious ribs, sucking our own dicks, oh yeah, Drew Brees. He got pretty fucked up. Bet it hurts real bad to breathe right now. No chance he can watch comedies and risk laughing for the next month or so. 

By the way, since you were wondering, pigs have 16 ribs.

Ribs are so good. God damn.