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Happy Hump Day From The Greatest That Ever Was, Is, And Forever Will Be

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WE ARE NOT WORTHY!  WE ARE NOT WORTHY!  MERE MORTALS WE ARE BEFORE THE GOAT JEN SELTZER!!! Good for her!  Not to mention she's staying fit as a fiddle, during a global pandemic, no less!  Good for Jen for fighting the good fight in these tough times!  Down with Covid-19! Up with health, exercise, and sunsets!  

Now do me a favor and CUE IT!

Go Jen go!  Go Jen Go!  Go Jen Go!  

JEN BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy as I get all his PAGEVIEWS for him!  

BACK TO JEN!!!

Thank you, Jen!  Thank you!