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Company Trying To Eliminate "Size Shaming" Replaces Clothing Sizes With Names Of Flowers

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MNN  – Nothing ruins a good workout like exercise clothes that are the wrong size. But it’s hard to find the right size when the clothes in the store or in the catalog are being modeled by women with unrealistic body shapes. And it doesn’t help when every company seems to have their own ideas about the measurements of a size 8 (or 4 or 14.)  One company is taking a new approach to sizing for their athletic apparel with the goal of helping women of all shapes and sizes find workout gear that fits and looks great. To achieve this goal, they replaced size numbers with flower names to help end the notion of size shaming. So you’re not a size 6, you’re a lily. Need capris in a size 22? Order a daisy. From the Manifesta website: “We don’t want there to be an inherent order to the sizes, with women striving to fit into the smallest number possible. And we don’t want women to feel bad for ordering a size that society has deemed “unacceptable.” We just want you to get what fits. So to find your size, use your measurements, not society’s idea of what you should be.” Ah. How refreshing.

Size Shaming. The latest craze in a world gone completely fucking insane with worrying about hurting people’s feelings. Not only are girls fat but apparently they’re so dumb they think this will actually work. The world doesnt like how fat people look. What part dont you idiots understand about that? It doesnt matter how you label it or what your size is, if youre a big fatso people arent going to like you and you’re gonna hate yourself regardless. Like right now, say you’re a hog thats a size 24. People see 24 and they are like “Man thats a fat chick!” Now lets say you change size 24 to “Daffodil.” Well guess what? Now everyone associates “daffodil” with “fat hog.” Now daffodil becomes offensive because its associate with The Fats. If guys fuck a hefty chick they’ll be saying shit like “I took down a daffodil last night.” Every time fat girls see a daffodil they’ll cry because they’ll hate daffodils. It doesnt matter how you label it. Right now if you way 260 pounds that sucks. If we change the number scale and now say that girls that weight 260 now only weight 120 and chicks that weigh 120 are now -20, well now 120 means fat.

So call it whatever you want. Fat is still fat. Personally when I get shamed by other people for being fat, thats they only time I ever get motivated to lose some pounds. I think shame is the greatest motivator of all. Any Fats trying to avoid shaming are just trying to avoid dieting and exercise.

PS – I think chicks’ shopping habits would out weigh their fat habits (fabits) on this one. Chicks do NOT want to have to deal with your fucking Flower Size System when they are shopping for clothes. Nobody knows your ridiculous made up scale ranging from Rose to Dandelion. Nobody is gonna shop at this stupid fat loving store.