Former New Zealand Beauty Pageant Winner Eats 10 Filet-O-Fishes In 5 Minutes

Huff Po - A week after video circulated of her gulping down five Subway Footlong sandwiches, Zisser set her sights on McDonald’s. In footage posted Sunday, she chomped her way through 10 Filet-O-Fish sandwiches in 5 minutes and 30 seconds. According to the McDonald’s website, a regular Filet-O-Fish contains 390 calories, 19 grams of fat and 590 milligrams of sodium. So she ingested 3,900 calories, 190 grams of fat and 5900 milligrams of sodium. Burp. A former Miss Earth New Zealand who says she is a model, Zisser appears to be no poser in competitive eating. According to People, she recently demolished a 5-pound burrito. And now she will be matching appetites in the big-time. Zisser is entered in New York City’s Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest on July 4, the contest confirmed with The Huffington Post. One of her adversaries is expected to be defending women’s champion Miki Sudo, who ate 34 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes last year.

Now ordinarily I think I’d say 10 sandwiches in 5 minutes 30 seconds isnt really impressive as far as competitive eating goes. However, this isnt just any sandwich or burger we’re talking about. This is the Filet-O-Fish, the single most disgusting sandwich on the planet earth. If you can eat 1 Filet-O-Fish, I consider you a competitive eater. With zero time restraints. Like start the clock right now, and you have until the day you die to eat a Filet-O-Fish. If you can finish one of those disgusting concoctions I consider you a professional eater. Thats how fucking gross they are. So in that case, I tip my cap to Nela. I respect what shes trying to accomplish. However I just find her appalling for liking Filet O Fishes that much. Congrats that you’re a beauty pageant winner and I’m sure you’re a pretty cool chick if you’re trying to do this competitive eating thing, but I just dont associate with people who eat Filet O Fish. Plain and simple. If thats what you order when you go to McDonalds I dont wanna know you as a person. I want absolutely nothing to do with you if you’ve ever even taken one single bit of a FoF. I dont care what the circumstances are. You’re a vegetarian? Dont go to McDonalds. Its Good Friday? Dont worry. Jesus hates people who eat Filet O Fishes too. Bottom line – no excuse to ever eat one of those. Ever.