Stay Cool, Stay Cool, Bryce Harper in the ESPN The Magazine Body Issue Pics Are Coming

ESPN – Bryce Harper’s on-field body of work this season includes a .345 batting average and 24 home runs. The star Washington Nationals outfielder’s off-field body of work includes a wish fulfilled: Harper is one of 24 athletes in the ESPN The Magazine Body Issue, online on July 6 and on newsstands July 10. “I’ve always wanted to do the Body Issue,” Harper said. “I want to put baseball out there.” Harper is joined by NBA stars Kevin Love of the Cleveland Cavaliers andDeAndre Jordan of the Los Angeles Clippers, New York Giants wide receiverOdell Beckham Jr., two-time WNBA All-Star Brittney Griner, USA women’s soccer star Ali Krieger, Olympians Aly Raisman and Natalie Coughlin, and newly crowned French Open champion Stan Wawrinka.

Best news you’ll hear all week and it’s only Monday. Bryce Harper in the Body Issue look jackedddddd. That’s how you get magazines back on track. There’s going to be a lot of hardos being like “you’re so gay”. No, I’m not 13. I’m an adult with an IRA and I can look at Bryce Harper and be like that’s a great looking man. That’s the kind of guy you bring home to the parents. And the kind of guy you want in your Body Issue. So take your homophobia elsewhere. Bryce is a dreamboat and anyone with two (functioning) eyes knows it.

PS: He has a big ass tattoo on his ribcage which further shows his Mormonism is wearing off. Next thing you know he’ll be drinking coffee. Such a bad boy (with fucking 24 HRs on June 22. Shouts to all the “Bryce is overrated” folks who are realllll quiet these days).