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Quick Reminder - Playing With A Samurai Sword When Drunk Will Sometimes Get Your Nose Chopped Off

 

 

The good news is you have to be really fucking drunk to let your fat friend show off his new Samurai sword a mere inch away from your face. Like really really drunk, so you probably won’t even realize you lost your nose in a samurai accident until tomorrow morning. The bad news is, well you now have half a nose. Also, I will never hate on guys doing dumb drunk tricks to impress girls, everyone has been there, but if you’re going to break out the samurai the girls need to be a lot hotter than that. Stick with playing cards or armpit farts or something, that seems to be the more appropriate level for this party.

 

 

Flash forward to next week when Dave “randomly” buys a Samurai so that Hank can do tricks on him during rundowns.