Olivia Culpo Knows Exactly How To Do Break Ups

So Olivia Cuplo (former smokeshow/Miss USA. Yeah I put smokeshow first, whatever) has been dating one of the Jonas brothers, I’m truly not sure which, for quite some time now. And during that relationship her Instagram has been vanilla has vanilla gets. I know it because I always see her posts and think “God she’s gorgeous, we gotta do a Wake Up with Olivia.” But, then I go through her pictures and I fall asleep. Every single one of them was like red carpet nonsense or outfit of the day stuff. Don’t get me wrong, she still looked like a smoke, but it’s just not the kind of stuff we typically employ in a wake up post.

But now that they’ve broken up? These are her last two posts. BAM. BAMBAMBAM. I don’t know if those purity ring loons over at the Jonas household have some kind of rule against showing skin, or if Culpo is just rubbing this in his face Borat style, “You will never get this. You will never get this,” I just know that she’s absolutely crushing it. Everyone always wants to win a break up and seeing as I don’t know the Jonas dudes name, while Olivia has set my heart aflutter, I think it’s safe to call this fight.