Slow Pitch Softball Hardo Gets Demoted To The OF And Leaves A BALLISTIC Voicemail For The Coach
Transcription and VM via DS – Hey you fucking retard! I saw you miss a few fucking grounders yourself! So why don’t you relegate your own [unintelligible] ass to the outfield, you [unintelligible] PIECE. OF FUCKING. SHIT.
[Unintelligible] and you bring the whole fucking team down. It is an embarrassment being on a fucking team with you, you dumb-ass, son of a fucking bitch! If I see [unintelligible] I will fucking rape you to death!
Sweet blind, video game rage, pal. There is NO doubt in my mind this cat rolls up to his coed softball games in a full uniform, sports batting gloves, does a warm-up ritual on the on-deck circle (probably with a donut) and still bats around the Mendoza line in slow pitch. I have never been so sure of anything in my life. This man is “That Guy”. For the most part That Guy is not only is he a menace to the laid back sport of slow pitch softball, but he is God awful at the game, too. The type of hardo who played JV in high school and has to take out his shitty life on the ump after he gets called out by a clear two steps at first. “No way!!! You gotta be fucking kidding me!!!” Relax, man. And if this fine sir wanted to keep his position at short maybe he shouldn’t be giving the skipper this Oley Bullshit on the diamond. Be a team player. Softball should be won, but played for enjoyment, comradery, and, above all, the booze.