Chicago "Model" Claims She's So Hot That Tinder Banned Her...

Daily Star - A stunning model from Chicago, USA, claims she’s frustrated with Tinder because the app deleted her account because she’s too attractive.

Luna Benna, 21, who now lives in Florida, pulls in cash by sharing sexy snaps online, but says she’s “too hot for Tinder”.

The young woman, who has 1.2m followers on Instagram, @luna.benna, was single for three years before finding love.

She signed up to the dating app in 2017 – and men were so taken with her they offered her gifts, holidays and money.

Some have even proposed!

Luna said: “I was young, dumb and… looking for love.

“I received so many odd and silly messages during my time on Tinder.

"People offering me vacations, proposing to me, even offering money if I agreed to meet up with them.

"I never actually went through with that one, by the way."

I came across this headline, scrolled down a bit, and then spit out my coffee and I wasn't even drinking any.

I'm taking a stand, here and now, on Monday, November 9, in the year of our Lord 2020 - no longer shall we call any girl that posts semi-professional to professional pictures on an Instagram profile a model. That term has been stomped to death that it doesn't even remotely describe its intended definition.

Part of me feels this girl is just flat out delusional and a looney-tune, but part of me loves that she's this egotistical that she paid a PR company to line up this Daily Sun interview so she could brag about how she's "too hot for tinder" (her exact words, not mine).

She's obviously self-aware. Being able to look back and admit you were young and dumb is very admirable. I think we can all agree we matured big time when we turned 21.

"Although I only actually ever met up with a couple of people from Tinder.

"One was a super awkward experience – the dude said my presence was so powerful it made him uncomfortable.

"He said it honest-to-God temporarily paralysed him and he’d never met a woman like me before.

"We didn’t have much in common and the vibe got weird after that."

Luna continued: “Because there’s so many fake profiles out there, whenever I start a legit account I get reported and Tinder has me taken down! "There’s even a fake Facebook of me somewhere that someone made, it currently has thousands of followers!”

Many of the fake accounts using Luna’s image describe themselves as escorts or sex workers. The young model tried confronting them at first, but the accounts would just block her.

What a line. 

"the dude said my presence was so powerful it made him uncomfortable."

Either the greatest date ejection button of all time by whoever the guy was that took this girl out and realized he was dealing with crazy, or one of the most outrageous lies to use to pump your own tires. Either is in play here. 

She said: “He picked me up and we went back to his place for dinner.

"I knew friends of his before meeting him, so I already expected to have things in common and be with safe company. We both were into photography and modelling and saw an opportunity in the industry where we both are today, and we work together on my Instagram and OnlyFans content. We’re pretty much a power couple."

Nothing screams romance, and power couple, like having a partner you can count on to take pictures of your butthole, work their photoshop magic, and help manage the content on your Onlyfans page. If only we could all be so lucky.