The Charleston Shooter Can't Be Racist Because He Has Black Friends On Facebook

Hey FBI, you guys can go home now. Pretty clearly not a hate crime anymore. Yes, I totally understand how that was everyone’s first reaction. A white psycho going into an historic black church and murdering innocent black people definitely, definitely appears to be a hate crime. But that’s on the surface. Luckily the Daily Beast did some digging and it turns out Dylann had some black friends on facebook, a few of them he even went to high school with. You never know, maybe Dylann “identifies” as a black person. All we do know is he has black internet friends so racist is off the board.

PS – For anyone who isn’t totally up on what this was about: this fucking scumbag shot up a black church in Charleston last night. Probably the most disgusting crime since Sandy Hook.