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Conrad Hilton Got Just Probation After Going Apeshit On A Flight And Saying He Won't Get In Trouble #DouchePowerMovesOnly

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DM – Conrad Hilton has been sentenced to three years probation and ordered to undertake 750 hours of community service after pleading guilty to disrupting a flight last July.

The 21-year-old was also ordered to pay a $5,000 fine and have mental health and substance abuse treatment at a hearing on Monday after previously pleading guilty to a misdemeanor count or simple assault.

Conrad, brother of Paris Hilton, was arrested following a meltdown on a British Airways flight from London to Los Angeles.

Hotel heir Conrad reportedly threw an epic tantrum, screaming and threatening the flight attendants and passengers and shouting: ‘If you wanna square up to me bro, then bring it and I will f***ing fight you.’

The files stated: ‘The captain authorised crew members to restrain him to his seat for the descent and he was ultimately handcuffed to his seat.’

He yelled profanities at crew and reportedly threatened: ‘My father will pay this out, he has done it before. Dad paid $300,000 last time.’

He also allegedly shouted: ‘I will f***ing own anyone on this flight; they are f***ing peasants.’

 

Well say what you will about how awful of a guy Conrad Hilton sounds like, even relative to the various famous dick suckers and miscreants in the family, but he followed through on a promise. He had a hissy fit on a flight, threatened everyone in a way that probably would have gotten most of us jailed or on a no-fly list for the entirety of our lives, explicitly told them he’d get away with it because he’s rich and then he actually did. But the good news is that he’s almost definitely taking his community service obligations seriously. That’s a key opportunity for Conrad to find personal growth amidst adversity. Here he is helping underprivileged young men at risk:

 

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And here he is traveling to third world countries to provide foreign aid:

 

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What heroism. His community service is definitely not going to be some kind of fraud that’s being funneled through a bullshit charity organization the Hiltons contribute millions of dollars to. On the plus side literally everyone on Earth has seen and masturbated to his sister blowing and banging a dude on camera with night vision raccoon eyes so I guess life is all about trade-offs*.

 
 
 

*Note: I’m an only child so maybe I don’t get it but if I had a sister I would gladly let the world witness her blowing another dude if it meant me getting Hilton money and being able to yell at poor people on flights with no repercussions. Hell I’d even film it and do the post production on it. The star wipe to a cum shot is really where I make my theoretical money here.