Biker Who Caught Up To A Guy Stealing A Buddy's Bike And Road Rash'd Him Off Is Such A Boss

LadBible – You know how the saying goes – revenge is a dish best served on cold, hard concrete (sort of). Which is exactly what happened to a thief who allegedly stole a motorbike in what looks like a quiet American suburb.

After a lad sees the man take his mate’s vehicle he follows him and manages to bump the bike just enough to knock him off, but not so much that it actually hurts him. When the Police arrive the man has a message for any would-be bike thieves in the future.

I’m generally pretty hard on bicyclists and bikers because they’re some of the most obnoxious people on the road and the latter group can’t beat me up through the Internet. But I really respect the way this guy went about his business. No panic, no yelling at “cagers,” just a bike dude chasing down some guy on his friend’s bike and casually knocking him off like the old Road Rash games on Sega Genesis. Perfectly efficient and injurious revenge in a 90 second long video, how can I possibly be mad at that? Score one long overdue point for bike people.

Though to be honest, and after this I definitely don’t want to get on the bad side of “Samoan Bruce,” but jeez bro would a more dramatic line reading of “This is what happens when you a steal a bike” at the end have killed you? Not everyone can be a “one take and done” guy, Brando. Try a little anger or smug satisfaction next time, really play with the studio space.