Don't Bike Against Traffic Unless You Would Like To Be Flipped To The Moon And Back

Talk about an insurance scam that’s all balls and no brains. Or maybe it’s an outright suicide attempt or drunk ride gone wrong. Whatever the case, you know it’s bad when watching a girl failing to land a quintuple flip onto the pavement isn’t even the most shocking thing in a video. That dude most likely committed manslaughter and he’s treating it like a mild inconvenience to his day. The dashcam guy, too. No reaction or human emotion whatsoever. Freaking Russians, man. We’re damn lucky that Cold War never turned hot.