Torri Hunter Says The Reason He Got Kicked Out The Other Night Was Because Home Plate Umpire Told Him Butthead Was Beavis' Dad - Daily Mail
Twinkie Town – Minnesota Twins veteran outfielder Torii Hunter had a memorable meltdown on Wednesday night, getting kicked out of the game and removing articles of clothing in the process. The cause was thought to be home plate umpire Mark Ripperger’s inconsistent strike zone, but Hunter clarified the true reason behind it on Thursday. “Ripperger told me that Butthead was Beavis’ dad. I couldn’t believe it. I just lost it.” Beavis and Butthead, of course, are the popular MTV cartoon dirtbags from the 1990s, Their parents were noticeably absent as they dissected music videos and got into various kinds of mischief. Or at least that’s what people thought. “I looked back at him after that called strike three,” said Hunter. “And he just stared right back at me and said, ‘You know, Butthead was Beavis’ dad. Just think about it for a bit.’ I went a little nuts, obviously.” “Yeah, it’s been a rough week, especially after we started so well, but that’s gonna happen. It’s a long season. But, man, can you believe it? Butthead was Beavis’ dad. It makes so much sense now, but at the time, in the heat of the moment, I just reacted. “Butthead is Beavis’ dad. Man, that’s crazy.”
I always wondered where Beavis and Butthead’s parents were. Just figured they were some meth head absentee scumbags that left their sons alone to become skells of society. Those two boys probably could have be well adjusted, productive members of society but their parents were MIA and so I’m sure they eventually went to prison for sexual crimes or drugs. But if Butthead was Beavis’ dad, then that situation is even more fucked up. I think its pretty clear they are the same age and in the same grade and shit so I’m not exactly sure how it would be possible. I need someone to investigate this conspiracy further. Still doesnt compare to the best cartoon conspiracy ever:
The Smurfs are Jew hating Nazis.
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