Falwell Update: Jerry Jr. & Becki Allegedly Ranked Liberty U. Students According to Who They'd Have Sex With

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I hate to sound like a complainer. Because the Bible teaches us to appreciate all the blessings that are bestowed upon us and 2020 has delivered so much manna from heaven it would be an affront to the Almighty to not be grateful. 

That said, it's hard not to wish we'd hear something more out of one of our Creator's favorite couples, Becki and Jerry Falwell Jr., formerly of Liberty University. 

When we last visited with them, it was mid-September. After reports that Becki was banging their former hotel pool boy because he needed a woman "with more experience" (which Jerry Jr. confirmed) which Jerry Jr. allegedly liked to watch (which he denies), a Liberty student and a school band friend of their son claimed Becki gave him oral at their house. 

A short time later, Jerry Jr. stepped down from his post at the Lib. Next, police received a 911 call that allegedly was Becki claiming her husband took a digger down the stairs and she found him in a pool of blood. 

Since then though? Crickets. Until now.

Apparently the band kid is still telling stories he hadn't shared before:

Source - Jerry Falwell Jr. and his wife Becki allegedly played a game where they ranked which Liberty University student they would rather have sex with, according to one graduate. 

The now 32-year-old, who has not been named, told Politico how the couple enjoyed playing 'would you rather' as they walked around campus. 

He last spoke out in August to claim Becki performed oral sex on him in 2008 and pursued him on Facebook for months when he was 22. … 

The anonymous former student, who played in a band with Becki Falwell's son, now says: 'Her and Jerry would eye people down on campus. 

'She didn't go into specifics, but said, 'Oh, me and Jerry play games all the time, like 'Would you rather?' with people on campus.' I'll never forget that.'

Jerry and Becki have denied the game allegation, saying it is 'completely false'. …

The couple had already dismissed the former student's oral sex claims as 'false and fantastic claims'. …

On Wednesday Falwell Jr. sued Liberty University, alleging the evangelical school founded by his late pastor father damaged his reputation in a series of public statements that followed his resignation. … Although the Falwells have acknowledged that [the former pool boy Giancarlo] Granda and Becki Falwell had an affair, Jerry Falwell has denied any participation. …

In the sexual encounter described by the former student, he said he had finished band practice with the Falwell's eldest son Trey and was at the Falwell home in Cifax, Virginia when Becki allegedly jumped into bed with him and began to perform oral sex on him.

He claimed her husband was away at the time. He said that he gave in to her advances but rejected her later ones when she pursued him with gifts and chit chat on Facebook messages.

'She was the aggressor,' he said of the relationship. …

He said on one occasion in either August or September 2008, he stayed over and heard giggling next to him and found Becki in the room, but got her to leave.

A few nights later he stayed the night again at the Falwell's home and Becki came into the guest bedroom where she climbed into his bed and took down his pants.

'I was like, 'uh, what are you doing?'' he said. The man claims she proceeded to give him oral sex. …

The former student provided screenshots of messages Becki sent him that suggest a flirtatious relationship.

In one message she said: '[Redacted] said that she wants you to cut bangs when you get your hair cut. I think that you are beautiful just like you are. You don't want to cover up those killer eyes of yours and you know the bandana drives me wild… oh well, do whatever YOU want to do. Now you have my two cents.'

Granted, reports of Hotwifing, Cucking, Cougaring your son's friends and drunken tumbles down a flight of stairs - again, all allegedly - would be enough for 10 lifetimes for your average Evangelical couple. Most of them would retire to live off the piles of Earthly goods they've earned and pray their sins away. 

But not the Fallwells. Not these two crazy lovebirds who just keep finding ways to put the "Fun" in "Fundamentalist Christian." So could it at all be a surprise to read a report that the band geek who claims to have been on the business end of a Becky from Becki - a supposed Becky, with the incriminating texts to sort of back up his allegation - would have a story about her and Jerry Jr. rating the local student talent? 

What I don't know about alleged swingers could fill a library. But it seems to me that Power Ranking the strangers you'd be willing to cheat on each other with must be Day One stuff. The instruction manual you get with the Cuckold Starter Kit. "My First Wife Swap by Playskool"-level swinging. I mean, I would never do it on a college campus because I'm way past the age where that is creepy as hell. Nor do I have these conversations with my own Pure and Devoted Irish Rose because I need a good night's sleep and our couch sucks. 

But I'd be lying if I said every guy I know at some point has played a game that's simply called "Would Ya?" Where you see an appropriately aged female and say "Would Ya?" and the other guy answers yes or no. That's the game. You don't keep score and everyone wins. And believe me, the older you get, the "yesses" go up and the "nos" drop to a rate you would've been alarmed by just a few years earlier. So if we're doing it with our peers, I can't possibly imagine a Cougar like Becki Falwell wouldn't on a college campus because she thinks it's wrong. But again, and I can't state this enough, she says she didn't. And she wouldn't lie. Because that's a sin.