Look Out World, Kim Jong Un Has Created A Super Viagra Pill And Wants To Sell It To America

(Source) Lookout ladies! Kim Jong Un’s North Korea has developed pills that claim to increase strength, brainpower – and turns you into dynamite in the bedroom. The secretive Stalinist state has released a list of export goods it wants to sell to the West to balance the impoverished nation’s books.

As well as “enhancing the sexual function of the elderly”, the pill’s Pyongyang-based manufacturers claim it can reduce tiredness, build muscle, improve brainpower and provide essential nutrients. But it doesn’t stop there. Roksong Hi-Tech Company says it will also aid sleep and banish car sickness.

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You know what’s crazy? I think we have no choice but buy these Super Pills Kim Jong Un is making. Hear me out. Obviously we know they don’t work right? Right. But what if, in some strange happenstance Kim Jong Un did in fact create the first ever steroid/viagra/brainpower/sleep aid/car sickness pill. Can we take the risk of not trying this pill? It’s sort of like those weird pills they sell at 7-11 or your local convenience store. You know the ones I’m talking about, the ones that are either by the condoms or up front between the 25 cent mini reeses and knock off 5 hour energy? Are you even a human being if you haven’t tried one of those pills just once? I’m not saying I buy them all the time but come on, if someone says they’ve created a super pill that will boost brainpower and energy and make you last longer you’d be a total sucker to not try it at least once. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take and you miss 100% of the North Korean pills that will make you a super hero that you don’t eat. Simple as that.

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Ive also just realized after writing this blog that I am essentially a human Guinea Pig. Will try anything at least once. We’ve already established in an earlier blog today that I don’t fully comprehend how odds work so this should really be no surprise to any of you.