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A Mysterious Flaming Object Crashes in the Dominican and a UFO Expert Says it Could Be 'Alien Technology'

It's not every day that people see an unidentified object rocketing to the ground trailing flames behind it only to find it in the middle of a field looking like a large brewery tank had a baby with the coronavirus. But happened in the Dominican Republic recently. 

So far no one has explained what this thing is. Apparently no government has come forward to claim it or said "Please excuse our massive piece of hot, zizzing space junk dropping on your nice country." Nor is it labeled "Private Property. If found, please contact topsecretsatellite@russianspyagency.com." 

So when left with an unsolvable mystery like this, I turn to the experts. Those crack researchers who cut through all the coverups and spin and get right to the heart of wild speculation and conclusions drawn on scant visual evidence. Because I tend to agree with them.

UFO Sightings Daily - Wow, this thing is huge and still burning. Look at that fire in the opening as you watch the video. Its just amazing that this thing didn't kill someone hewn [sic] it fell. Notice the corned [sic] all around it had caught on fire and the people had put it out. Is this object a man made rocket part? There is a high probability of that, but if its man made, why didn't NASA or some other agency warn the public in that area of the world? Because there was no warning...I believe there is a big probability of this being alien technology. 

If this was from one of the SpaceX rockets...Elon Musk would have warned people in that area of the world. Elon would not just ignore something that big and dangerous to harm someone. So it can't be SpaceX. So...is it a rocket part? If so...which country is responsible for it? If not...then its 100% alien technology.

Look, even if you think this is nonsense and assume there's some benign explanation like it's a piece of an engine, a rocket part that was supposed to burn up but didn't or some piece of secret tech the government responsible can't own up to, riddle me this. How is it an object that big and heavy can crash into a Dominican field and not leave a crater? Not even a small one? This thing looks like it landed on a controlled descent. I mean, pieces of space debris don't just waft down to the ground and gently kiss the Earth like a falling leaf or the 747 you see in the airline safety manual that tells you what to do in the event of a water landing. And it's even more implausible that the thing was dragged out into the middle of nowhere just as a prank or whatever. Because who exactly would benefit from all that heaving lifting? 

This thing, whatever it is, warrants a definitive explanation. And until a reasonable one is forthcoming, we're all going to fill the information void with an unreasonable one. The aliens that have been visiting us for centuries are getting less careful about hiding their presence because they're announcing their arrival soon. Why they'd want to get to know us the way we're fucking things up around here is beyond my comprehension. But right now I'm taking things one unfathomable mystery at a time.