Antonio Cromartie Making Fun Of Kellen Winslow On Twitter For Jerking Off At Target

See heres the thing:

Once you get caught jerking off in the parking lot of a Target, there’s really no coming back from that.

There’s really no trump card quite like the “you got caught beating off next to a giant discount store” trump card. You should probably retire from Twitter, and really any shit talking or arguing of any kind, because all roads will inevitably lead to you, in your car, at Target, jerking off with Vaseline. You can talk about Cromartie’s footwork, you can talk about his Army of Bastards, you can throw all the stones you want, but just remember you live in a “I jerk off in the parking lot of Target” glass house. You’re gonna get put on a poster any time you ever open your mouth, ever again.

But good luck trying to find that Boston Market, Kellen. I’m sure you’ll get there soon.

PS – Going down the “I’ll fight you” road is about as lame as it gets. Say something clever for me one time, Kellen!