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Odell Beckham Jr. Doesn't Think COVID Can Get Into His Body: "It's A Mutual Respect"

Oh....my......God.....

Is this the Mona Lisa of OBJ moments? I know we've had the net kicking incident. And we've had the boat trip fiasco. And we've had the watch wearing scandal. And the girls pooping on his chest allegations. But does this top them all? Odell Beckham Jr. thinks that the coronavirus and his body have a mutual respect for each other. Both are so powerful, so strong, so forceful that they have just jointly agreed to stay away from each other. It's in the best interest of both parties. A game respects game type of thing.

And as much as I love this quote because of how preposterous it is, I can't help but start my Countdown Clock as to when OBJ will inevitably contract this virus. Someone tag @OldTakesExposed, please. Because one thing we've seen over the past 7 months is that COVID does NOT mess around when it comes to karma. Remember how this whole shit started in the first place? When Rudy Gobert mocked the big C and rubbed his hands all over the microphones as he left his press conference. 

OBJ is officially on my COVID 19 Watchlist. Straight to the top of my Big Board.

And let me say this: this is NOT going to age well. People are dying all over the globe from this disease, so to joke about something so serious right now is not going to play well on the internet. I expect an apology shortly. Unless.......he meant it? If there's one person on this entire Earth that truly believes the coronavirus is afraid of him, it's Odell Beckham Jr.