Salma Hayek Went To Spike's 'Guys Choice' And Her Cleavage Should Win A Lifetime Achievement Award

The Spike Guys Choice Awards taped this weekend to air in a few weeks and it seems like it was pretty standard fair besides Clint Eastwood thinking that crowd would be into a Caitlyn Jenner joke or two. But more than anything I think we should just take a second to appreciate the cannon show on display from Salma Hayek. She’s allegedly 48 years old which, given Hollywood, has to mean we’re maybe in mid 50s territory. And this is what she’s rolling out there after like 25 years of fame:

Naughty Latina Maid MILF game x1000. God bless you Salma, bless your surgeons, bless whatever Santeria you’re doing to keep your blood filled with youth. I’m way more interested in whatever she’s doing to keep the Jamie Moyer heater going than Beyonce going Vegan.