Beyonce Makes All Her Fans Get Up Super Early For Her BIG Announcement On GMA, What Was It? She's On A Vegan Diet

A diet!  A vegan diet!  That’s why Queen B rallied her fans and forced them to wake up extra early to watch Good Morning America.  That was her announcement.  Famous people are the best.  Just thinking we give a damn about what they’re putting in their bodies and eventually turning into human shit.  Although, maybe Beyonce outsmarted people again.  Maybe this was a heat check.  Beyonce is so wildly popular that you gotta test it out every so often.  Maybe she was testing to see just how popular she actually is.  It wouldn’t be a terrible idea.  You hype up this huge announcement on GMA and fans lose their shit thinking it’s another album or a tour or a pregnancy or she’s letting Jigga Man have a threesome with her and Rihanna to finally clear the air.  But then she smacks them in the face with a stupid diet announcement.  Like she’s thinking, “Okay, if I reveal my vegan diet and fans still go crazy and are happy that I shared a part of my life with them, then we can do ANYTHING.  Literally anything. Only the most popular people on the planet can make vegan diets cool.”

Did it work?  Nope it back fired.

Turns out even Beyonce’s popularity has limits.