So Dwayne Haskins Just Doesn't Go To Practice Anymore Because He's Sick. It Feels Like Something Weird Is Going On.

For all we know, Dwayne Haskins might actually be very sick. I don't want to discredit that. When I had the flu in March I had a fever of 100+ for 2 straight weeks. Couldn't eat, couldn't do anything. Completely helpless. So Dwayne very well could have the worst timed illness ever. Like, RIGHt after he was demoted to 3rd string/named inactive before Sunday's game, he told the team he was sick. He was then was told to stay home on Sunday, and now today, Wednesday, Dwayne is still not with the team. Still with this stomach bug. Woof.

It's easy to say he's staying home waiting to be traded. We can put on our conspiracy hats and say he struck a deal allowing him to stay home until they figure this mess out. Nothing would shock me with this team. The way Dan Snyder runs it, absolutely nothing would surprise me. Who knows, Dwayne Haskins could be a Russian spy wearing fake skin whose mission is to hijack Dan Snyder's super-yacht, and I'd be like "hmmm, yeah, that makes sense". That would be equally as unsurprising as him actually being sick, or him staying home because of the benching. 

If he is sick, I wish him a speeding recovery. If he's "sick" (wink, wink) I hope he goes to a team that will develop him and he gets a shot at a real NFL career without this clownshoes circus known as the Washington Football Team. And if he's a Russian spy, please don't kill me and my family, I swear it was just a lucky guess.