The Cast Of The "Full House" Lifetime Movie Can Fuck Right Off

What in the hell is this shit? Cancel it. Cancel it right now. That’s the worst cast of the “Full House” cast I’ve ever seen. I guess Joey is pretty good. He’s got the blond hair and the “Is that guy a little retarded?” looks (consequently, I suppose you could say that guy looks a bit like me). Bob Saget is ok as well. But the rest of it? Total disaster. DJ and Stephanie tanner are supposed to be hot (it’s cool, I can say that, I was their age when the show came out so it’s that me who’s judging). Michelle is supposed to be cute as a button, not a grown up version of Gracie Bell from Friday Night Lights. And the sexiest of them all, Uncle Jesse, isn’t even in the same stratosphere as Stamos. Dude looks like a damn “Twilight” extra. It’s a sham, the whole thing is a terrible sham. The only way they can possibly make up for this is if they get the real Aunt Becky and she’s naked the entire time and she also murders Kimmy Gibler.