Creep Avalon Uber Driver Picks Up Drunk Girl, Hops In Back Seat, Locks The Doors And Plays With His Dingy

“What do you want me to do?”

Hey Casanova, how about stop groping your dick and drive the fucking Uber, pal. Holy creepfest. I don’t care if this girl had 20 too many drinks at WBHH and thought it was a good idea to Uber to Circle Pizza, this isn’t right. And it went down in Avalon of all places. That’s wayyyy too classy of a town to try and pull the sly rape in the backseat of a car in broad daylight. Maybe that kind of stuff is par for the course in Seaside Heights but not where everything’s Cooler By A Mile. I feel like Stephen from Braveheart defending that 7-mile stretch (SH included. Mac’s Pizza is the tits of the entire town). It’s my island, dammit. This guy needs to be deported back to his home country, or at the very least to Wildwood.

Also, Jitney or GTFO of my face. You’re at the shore. Act like it.