Teacher In Some Hot Water For Showing Some Of Her Students Her Sweet Fake Tits

Daily Mail - A high school teacher allegedly showed off before-and-after pictures of her boob job to three of her students. Melissa Kidd, 34, showed the ‘obscene’ pictures of her bare breasts either side of an augmentation procedure to three of her students, aged 16 to 18, police said. Kidd, who teaches at Woodside High School in Newport News, Virginia, was in a school building when she called up the pictures on her iPhone and gave the youngsters a look, according to court documents. One student also said that he or she saw even more. According to the documents: ‘One juvenile victim additionally reported being shown nude photographs of Kidd’s breasts and genital areas’. According to the Smoking Gun, which obtained the probable cause statement, police first searched her phone in April, and filed a warrant in May to do another search of the device to extract more data. Woodside High School began investigating Kidd after the allegations were made, but stopped after she quit her job on April 17, local news station WTKR reported.

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Every teacher wants to be the cool teacher. The teacher whose classroom you go to when you don’t want to go to class and they let you chill there and write you a note. And how do you become the cool, hip teacher? You either curse in class, that was always a big hit, or you show the kids your boobs. It’s a for-sure way to get a good end of the year evaluation. Being a good teacher is basically 3 steps: 1) have tissues in your classroom. 2) don’t give homework on weekends. And 3) if you have fake tits, show your students. That encourages trust, it shows you’re caring about them, and it shows they can always depend on you as an adult they can lean on when times get tough. High school is hard for so many kids, imagine if there was always a teacher willing to dump them out after you failed the science test? Imagine if there was a teacher letting you get a peak of the nips after your ex-girlfriend is holding hands at someone else’s locker? You can only listen to Dashboard so many times. It’s insane they would fire this teacher for being a good role model. If only more teachers took her lead and showed the hooters. Test scores would be up, morale would be up, school spirit would never be higher. I think I just saved public education, you’re welcome America.