Why Are People Legitimately TERRIFIED Of A Topless Heidi Klum?

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HEIDI NOOOOOOO!!!!!  It's one thing to be possessed by a demon, but while sunbathing topless???  That's a sin!!! Oh well!  As long Heidi is happy and healthy fighting the good Halloween fight, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less!  Now that's SCARY! Down with Covid-19!  Up with Miss Klum's Halloween vibes!  Go Heidi Go!  Go Heidi Go!  Go Heidi Go!  

HEIDI BREAK: Be sure to check in on Fortnight Boi as I am stealing ALL his PAGEVIEWS from him!

BACK TO MISS KLUM!!!

Thank you, Heidi!  THANK YOU!