IMPORTANT: Alexis Ren Needs Your Attention For An ASTONISHING Announcement

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WHOA!  That's a lot of plastic if it's going to weigh more than all the fish in the ocean!  Do you even know how big a Blue Whales is???  IT'S HUGAMUNGOUS!!!   And thanks to Alexis Ren's factual statements we now know there's going to be a shit ton of plastic in the waters!  Do NOT at ease, soldiers!  Keep standing at attention when Alexis speaks the TRUTH!  Good for her to keep on fighting the good fight, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less!  Down with Covid-19!  Up with treating this planet with RESPECT!  Go Alexis Go!!!

ALEXIS BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy for me, please!  

BACK TO ALEXIS!!!

Thank you again, Alexis!  Go Alexis go!