In Honor Of Blind Mike - What Do You Think You'd Be Able To Learn Easier: Braille or Sign Language? - KFC Radio Episode 119

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The Barstool World has blind fever with the arrival of LessThanAverageVision Mike, so its time to speak ignorantly about handicapped people! Yesterday me, Spags and Trent discussed which is the harder disabled person language to learn, sign language or braille. I was shocked when those 2 said they could learn braille easier. Shocked. Now, truth be told, I didnt realize until today that Braille is just an alphabet. I thought it was like Chinese where like one symbol of dots could mean whole words. So, hindsight being 20/240, it appears Braille is maybe easier. But I’m sticking to my guns on this one. Sign language is basically like sophisticated charades. We all do a little bit of sign language every day. Talking with our hands, acting things out. Whats the universal sign for choking? Hands around your neck. BOOM. I just sign languaged. At a restaurant and see the waiter from across the room and want the check, what do you do? Yup. Sign language. Half the time they’re just making shit up so that you get the gist of what they are saying.

Meanwhile blind people are spending all their time rubbing dots? Letter by letter? That shit would take for fucking ever. Imagine reading entire books letter by letter and shit? Fuccck that. Sign language for life.

We also talk about Obama watching porn, secretly filming chicks having sex, traveling back in time and warning athletes from the future, whether or not Jerry Jones can still lay pipe, and all sorts of advice on bachelor parties and weddings as we hit the summer season.