Does This Look Like An IG Model Whose Ultimate Fantasy Is To Have "Sexy Time" In An Empty Football Stadium?

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Hmmm...I'm not sure...but by her own words...YES!  Yes it is!  

EXCERPT FROM INTERVIEW WITH MISS ASHLEY HAAS ON MAXIM : 

Q: And what should a man never do in the bedroom?

A: Hm... I don’t think there’s anything he shouldn’t do! I don’t want to limit people. But maybe wearing girl’s underwear. That’s a definite no from me.

Q: Ha! Do you Have any sexy fantasies?

A: I’ve always had a fantasy of having sexy time in an empty football stadium. Shh...don’t tell my parents.

Sexy time FTW!!!  Shh!  Don't tell her parents!  Just let them find out naturally along with millions of others and let them wonder what could be going down at the 50-yard line inside Jerry World!  Good for Ashley for letting all her thoughts and desires out naturally, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less!  Down with Covid-19!  Up for Ashley living and thinking healthy!  One Bite Everybody Knows The Rules!  

ASHLEY BREAK: Someone check in on Fortnight boy and let him know I'm still getting all his PAGEVIEWS for him! 

BACK TO ASHLEY!!!!

Thank you, Ashley!  Gracias!  Danke!