A$AP Rocky Says He Dropped Acid And Had Three Separate Three-Women Orgies At SXSW

Stereogum- Ah, the life of a celebrity. In a new interview with New York Post A$AP Rocky recounted his SXSW experience, which involved Makonnen, acid, and three orgies. Rocky previously opened up about his experimentation with psychedelics, and his new single is called “L$D,” so it seems appropriate. Here’s how Rocky described it: Why do you think LSD is so in vogue in rap right now? It’s obviously an influence on your new material, and for artists like Chance the Rapper and ILoveMakonnen too. There’s definitely a psychedelic influence on my new album. Makonnen gave me acid at SxSW. This n***a looked like Buddha with a Jheri curl! After that, I went back to my mansion and f**ked nine chicks. It was pretty rad. That’s a true story. Did you say nine women? As in, one fewer than 10? Yeah, but not all at one time. It’s like group sex. You have three at a time, and then you have three orgies. That’s nine chicks.

Ya know, me and ASAP Rocky aren’t all that different when you really think about it.  Sure there are a few things about us that are different.  He’s from Harlem.  I’m from Cedar Rapids, Iowa.  He’s black.  I’m white.  He’s a rapper whose sold hundreds of thousands of records.  I’m a smut blogger whose sold far fewer than hundreds of thousands of records.  He has actual talent that translates into money, fame and success.  I don’t have talent which, predictably, has translated into far less money, fame and success.  But it would appear that we do have something in common and that would be our shared interest in dropping acid and having three separate three-women (that’s 9 women total for those of you counting at home) orgies at a music festival.  It would appear, to both me and ASAP, that those are just good ol’ fashioned family fun.  People helping people. Bodies coming together as one.  Now the differences between him and I start up again almost instantly because ASAP has actually done this and I’m just sitting at home with my dick in my hand most of the time.  But make no mistake about it, ASAP and I are both interested in having LSD-induced orgies.  We’re basically the same person when it comes to that.