Vanessa Hudgens Can't Stop, Won't Stop Twerking Her Booty For The People

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VANESSA DA GODDESS!!!   WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!! ESPECIALLY TO THE WAP!!!  What a queen that Vanessa sure is!  Good for her to be expressing herself via Twerk on TikTok, the 'gram, and even out the car window!!! In the middle of a global pandemic, no less!  Down with Covid-19!  Up with dancing and loving life!  Go Vanessa go!  

VANESSA BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy for me, please!  He STINKS at PAGEVIEWS so I need to do his job for him!  Tell him that!  

BACK TO VANESSA!!!

Thank you, Vanessa!  Thank you!