Lil B Put His Curse On James Harden And The Rockets

God dammit James Harden, he warned you, and you didn’t listen. Really no need to play games 3 and 4. Harden has pissed off Lil B, and ask Kevin Durant, there is no coming back from that, Warriors in 3. Forget the Madden Curse, the SI Jinx, the billy goat. This is a curse that is real, and I believe in it. Lil B is the most powerful man in rap and in sports, move over Jay Z and Scott Boras, Based God is in town.

EVERYONE knows Lil B is known for his “cookin” dance, you’ve all seen it. You probably recognize it from watching Harden all season. Well Lil B asked him to stop, and last night, Harden did not stop cookin.  Curse was already in place by the end of the game and then what do you know- Harden takes the ball, makes a dumb pass, gets the ball back, fumbles it, game over. Lil B does it again.

Durant dissed Lil B back in 2011 and what has KD done since? Lost in the finals, only won ONE MVP, broke his foot, and only played in 27 games this season. Lil B tried to play Durant 1-on-1, Durant even agreed to play him. Something happened and the game fell apart and that is when the curse began. Lil B even put out this great song called “Fuck KD”, the official Kevin Durant diss track.

If I’m a fan of the Houston Rockets, I don’t even tune in for the next game, who knows what the curse will make Harden do next. Pretty selfish of Harden to even think about cookin when he clearly knew there was a threat of a curse. Rockets basically just became the Knicks of the West. I think he has to shave his beard now, might be the only way to shed the curse.

RIP to James Harden’s career. Based God you did it again.