Make A Hole-In-One, Win A BMW Then Do A Chest Bump To Celebrate

Perfect.  I now know what I’m gonna do when/if I ever hit a hole-in-one.  I’m gonna chest bump one of buddies into oblivion.  Actually takes some of the pressure off because your celebration has to be on point.  You can’t hit a hole-in-one and then just raise your arms in the air and wave ‘em around.  That’s super lame.  The celebration has to fit the gravity of the moment.  And nothing is more fitting than a chest bump with one of your friends. It’s barbaric and awesome at the same time.  Chest bump so hard that both of your chests cave in then go to the clubhouse and drink the pain away.  Sure, if I ever make a hole-in-one the keys to a brand new BMW won’t be waiting for me but who cares?  You don’t need material things when you sink a hole-in-one and chest bump one of your pals.  That’s the real reward.