Nothing About This New Roller Coaster Whose Goal Apparently Is To Make You As Sick As Possible Looks Fun

Ummmm, is that supposed to look like a good time? Is that supposed to be fun? Because last time I checked, that was the point of amusement parks and roller coasters, to be fun and exciting. Nothing about that looks fun or exciting. It’s slow and appears the entire point is to rock you back and forth and make you as sick as possible. If that was their goal, great success. Pats on the back and hand jobs all around. Because that looks like the least fun ride I’ve ever seen. Trying to lose some weight baby girl? Get on that ride and barf up your entire insides. They better hire more handymen to clean up the puke for this one.

h/t Tim