The Most Gorgeous Person To Ever Set Foot On Planet Earth Somehow Gets More ​Gorgeous

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HILDEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!  Move over in your graves, Cleopatra and Helen Of Troy!  We've got a new all-time beauty to wear the crown!  Those goldilocks from Down Under can go head to head with anyone throughout history!  Good on Hilde for being an absolute STUNNER, during a global pandemic, no less!  Down with Covid-19!  Up with great HAIR up there!  Even DOWN UNDER!!!  Go Hilde Go!

HILDE BREAK: Go check on Fortnigt Boy for me and let him know to take it easy!  I'm doing his job getting all the PAGEVIEWS in the world for him!!!

NOW LET'S GET BACK DOWN UNDER: 

Go Hilde Go!  Go Hilde Go!  Go Hilde Go!