I Love These German Announcers Losing Their Minds After Tom Brady Got Caught Screaming "Motherfucker" On TV

I've had no problem admitting that I get a kick out of how much I love hearing someone curse on live TV. Does that make me an immature, sophomoric idiot with the brain of a teenager? Uhhhh ya think? Do you see what my job or who my employer is?

But seeing Tom Brady get fired the fuck up and curse is nothing new to any NFL fan worth their salt. I loved this video because of how zee Germans, a country often associated for its role in two World Wars and some of the raunchiest porn on the planet, acted like little school girls for Brady dropping a hard MF.  I imagined them laughing while holding their jolly German bellies before one of those wonderful lads let out that "WHAT?!?". And the Germany guy saying "Motherfucker" at the 1:30 mark that most people missed because they probably turned the video off by that point is EXACTLY how Hans Gruber would have sounded like as he retold the story of what he said to John McClane before killing him if McClane didn't have a pistol taped to his back before blasting Hans into Ho-Ho-Hell.

P.S. Finding out how much I love hearing how a German pronounces the name OJ Howard was one of the most unexpected things to happen to me in 2020. Absolutely delightful. Spanish announcers are clearly forever number 1 in my foreign announcers power rankings because of the energy they bring to the broadcast and the unbreakable spirit as their table continues to break in the WWE. But the Germans are on the move, which in this case is actually a good thing.