"Today's Kids Are So Lazy" — Adult Man With A Remote Controlled Lawn Mower, Probably

If you ever wonder why today's generation of kids is full of lazy idiots, it's because of social media. But also it's because look at their role models. The people they're supposed to learn from. Hard to learn how to be a hard working member of society when your dad needs a remote controller to mow the lawn. Not even a ride-on. Remote controlled. Yes the once-proud chore of red-blooded, hairy-chested American men has been bastardized and replaced by this nerd gizmo, which is why instead of building a shed his teenage son is on take 46 of the Renegade for his Tik Tok account.