We're An Hour Into The Season And Jamie Collins Has Already Been Ejected For Head-butting A Ref

Glad to see Kyle Lowry finding quick work after being eliminated from the playoffs as a National Football League referee. Flop of the century. Barely got touched and buddy looked like he was doing a backstroke in the pool. 

As for Jamie Collins, what are you doing bud? I get you want to say your side of the story but you can't go around caving in refs' chests in your demonstration. The only logical explanation here is that he's trying to pull a fast one on the Lions. Grab all his guaranteed money they already pay him, get cut for assaulting the officials and get back to New England where he belongs. I'll say it: it's a brilliant strategy and one I, personally, greatly appreciate.