China's Ambassador to the UK Uses His Official Twitter Account to 'Like' a Footjob Porn Video
Source - The Chinese ambassador to Britain put his foot in it after he liked an X-rated clip on his official Twitter account.
Firebrand Liu Xiaoming is known for spouting his nation’s rhetoric on Hong Kong, Coronavirus and the treatment of Uighur Muslims in China, but late last night he used the social network for more personal perusal.
The top Communist diplomat “liked” a ten-second clip of a woman wearing stockings performing a sex act too rude to describe in a family newspaper.
The clip in Chinese is roughly translated as: “Lucky quality single guy, warm up first.”
The Chinese language account is for fans of “Beautiful legs in stockings.”
It was on show for all his 83,500 followers all morning before being removed
In a statement, the Chinese Embassy said his account had been hacked using "despicable methods."
Hey, Chinese Embassy. It's OK. You can relax. Leave the hacked accounts excuse to our pill addled celebrities and political perverts. You and Liu Xiaoming have done nothing to make up phony excuses for. Not in our eyes anyway.
Don't forget who you're talking to. This is the decadent West. A class-filled, imperialistic, capitalist culture that exploits workers in order to feed the impure desires of our bourgeoisie. As far as we're concerned, these ruling wealthy elites enjoying a nice yank at a pair of "beautiful legs of in stockings" getting a gentleman off is about the best thing they can be involved in. At least when they're rubbing one out to foot fetish porn they're not oppressing our women or stealing the means of production from the lumpenproletariat.
So let your ambassador have a spank session and support the people who posted the video. I don't know what it's like to promote a nation before a former colonial power who kicked your ass in the Opium Wars 12,000 miles away from their supply lines. But I imagine it has to be at least a little stressful. And maybe this is the perfect way for Liu Xiaoming to take a load off, so to speak. Besides, if an ambassador's job is to represent a nation of over a billion people, he's undoubtedly speaking for hundreds of millions of like-minded souls who also enjoy footjob porn. And when he's appreciative, he's one of those guys who likes, shares and subscribes. No harm. No foul.
I'll be honest. It took all my resolve not to put a pun in the headline of this, like "Steps in It" or "Stubs His Toe" or something. But you deserve better. Instead, I'll leave it to the expert.
So just remember, China: In this country, we don't foot-shame our fetishists or make up phony excuses for them. We joke about them, sure. But we hire them to run our football teams and put them on television. Get with the times.