Wanna Watch A Music Video Where Kim Kardashian Gives Birth To Kylie Jenner? Of Course You Do!!!

To be honest, I have no clue if this video has been blogged yet considering it was leaked a few days ago or anything else about this song because I jumped off of the Kanye Train back when Yeezus came out. But I've been in the smut game long enough to know that putting the words Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, and Birth in the headline will get clicks for a multitude of reasons. It could be Kardashian fans, smut fans, or just good old fashion birth fans. Whatever the reason you are here, I do not judge. In fact, I thank you for your click and hope you enjoy the birth that takes place in the video above.

I haven't witnessed this despite being a father of two thanks to both my kids being C-sections and me making an oath to myself that I would stay above The Wall to avoid any traumatic sights or sounds. But I was told that the birthing process involves a lot more screaming, blood, and sounds of tearing than what appears in that video. 

Maybe Kanye wasn't looking to get too biological with his metaphor about how Kim's fame (and initial sex tape) helped birth the viral superstar known as Kylie Jenner with an Instagram of 195 million followers, a zillion likes, and roughly a billion dollars. But I'm sure the people in the medical profession would have appreciated it.

Anyway, congrats to Kim on the happy and healthy baby/sister/metaphor.

I apologize if any of these are not Kylie. I am an Old who barely got down the Kardashians names/stories down once they invaded our homes.