Watching T-Pain On Twitch Is Just About As Electric As You'd Imagine

What, you thought Teddy Pendergraz was going to be anything but an absolute pleasure to watch after pumping out more hits than Ichiro during the 2000s?!? I've never been more fired up my entire life after watching that video. And who would've thought the King of Autotune would have such wonderful pipes? We've been hiding the songbird of a generation behind a goddamn computer program. Now I have to follow or subscribe or whatever the fuck is the good one is on Twitch to T-Pain's feed. Someone tell The General that Nappy Boy is coming for him and his entire motherfucking army*.

*Of prepubescent children

Speaking of The General, I think I can hear him yelling at Private Balls right now. 

Boop boop!