If This Stare Down Is Any Indication, Mitt Romney Is Going To Knock The Living Daylights Out Of Evander Holyfield Tonight

Some have called this the most highly anticipated fight in boxing history. When it was announced a couple months ago that former Presidential nominee Mitt Romney would be stepping into the ring with former heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield, people didn’t really know what to expect. But after months of training and some back-and-forth jaw jackin’, the time has finally come. And by the looks of this stare down, Mitt ain’t scared of shit (that should be a tshirt).

Romney already lost the fight of his life in 2012. So right now, he’s a man with nothing left to lose. That’s extremely dangerous. You can tell from that aggressive pit sweat that my man has been getting after it in the gym. All I’m saying is that he’s definitely going to surprise some cats out there tonight. I know when you break down the tale of the tape, everything is in Holyfield’s advantage. But I’m a big believer in heart, and that’s where Romney wins this heavyweight bout.

I know Mitt has gone out and said that he isn’t running in 2016, but I don’t think he has a choice if he goes out there and KO’s Evander Holyfield tonight. Would actually just be a waste of time to hold the election at that point. Just let Mitt move in to Pennsylvania Ave and save Hillary the embarrassment. Also, I can’t wait to see who is in Romney’s entourage. Crossing my fingers that Paul Ryan walks out as the Burger King.

HBO really dropped the ball by not having a 24/7 on this.