Rat Vs. Pigeon Deathmatch: A New York City Short Film

BRAVO! BRAVO!!! Someone better submit this shit to the Tribeca Film Festival whenever the hell that takes place because I have never seen New York City so succinctly summed up in 24 seconds. Ruthless fighting, deplorable filth, and the Hit Stick of life being dropped right before someone was ready to eat followed by everybody just quietly going about their day as if multiple deaths didn't almost just happen. We even had two of the three unofficial animals of New York City star in this masterpiece, with the New York rat taking on the New York flying rat (I like to think a cockroach was the one filming on its phone to make it a clean sweep). 

People along with the media like to say that New York City is dead. But as long as the creatures this city both big or small keep the spirit of New York alive, there is no way you can kill America's truest metropolis.

Also, I rebuke the guy that stopped the food chain from playing out on this random New York sidewalk. If I have to watch cute ass bunnies and baby sea turtles meet their makers on Planet Earth, pigeons shouldn't be allowed to receive a Get Out Of Death Free card.

h/t Ryno