The Video For Iggy Azalea And Britney Spears' "Pretty Girls" Is Out And You Should Watch It To Learn What Suffering Truly Is

 
The good news: At least they only used shots in which Britney Spears is sucking in her stomach hard enough to rupture a lung so her gut doesn’t show:

The bad news: Top to bottom, I don’t think I’ve ever hated a music video more, I was absolutely rooting for them to get in a head on collision in the video in the hopes of bringing it all to a merciful end. Just absolutely terrible for every frame. Awful song, awful vocals, awful concept, and that interlude scene where they’re chatting in the car made my brain bleed from out of my ears. I’m glad I experienced it with my eyes held open like a A Clockwork Orange so I can know what agony truly is. You can’t pay for those kind of life lessons.

Either way, I think we’re probably about ready for Britney and Iggy Azalea both to gracefully fade from the spotlight. Or you could just bleach your soul/create something that smells like bleach and take this tip from Jordie:

(h/t Kelly Keegs)