Obviously Brazzers Offered A Contract To This Chick With The Longest Tongue In The World
Playboy – I can only imagine the possibilities. You know who else could imagine that? The world’s best adult videos site, Brazzers, who offered Lewis the opportunity to put her “talent” to work. Mario Nardstein, Director of Brazzers, urges Adrienne, “I’ll make this simple: you have a talent, and you are owning it. But why not consider bringing it to a whole new field of work?” Only time will tell if Adrienne takes Brazzers up on their offer, but if she does, I imagine it’ll be similar to a Great Dane eating a Jumbo Freezie.
Great moments are born from great opportunity. That’s what you have here tonight, Adrianne. That’s what you’ve earned here tonight. One tongue; if you’re born with ten, you might have nine regular ass tongues. But not this tongue. Not tonight. Because tonight, you have the longest tongue in the world. You were born to be a porn actress, and you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time is done. I’m sick and tired of hearing about hearing how hot big asses and big tits are. Screw ‘em. This is your time. Now go out there and take it.
Seriously though, not a single one of you watched the video above and didn’t immediately start thinking some freaky thoughts. The possibilities are endless with that thing. Must be awkward when you’re copping a chewy from a girl and her tongue is longer than your dong. But that’s neither here nor there. She’d be a moron to not at least hear out Brazzers on their contract offer here. How much does getting into Ripley’s pay? Probably nothing. How much does Brazzers pay? Enough to make tshirt money look like chump change I’d presume. The world deserves to see that tongue in action, and Adrianne deserves to dump that sorry boyfriend of hers and get her new life as a star underway. It’s a win-win for everyone involved, minus the boyfriend I guess.
And let the record show that I did not enjoy watching her lick her own eye. That shit is gross. As for licking her own elbow, that was pimp.