Olive Garden Has Figured It Out, Are Going To Start Putting Sandwiches on Their Breadsticks

ABC - The restaurant chain known for unlimited breadsticks now plans on using them for chicken parmigiana and meatball sandwiches starting June 1. The breadsticks used for the sandwiches will be a bit shorter and wider than the regular breadsticks. And as with all other dishes, the sandwiches will come with unlimited breadsticks.

YUP. There you go. Buy all the Olive Garden stock you can. This idea is going to lure in people from near and far. The only reason to go to Olive Garden is for their breadsticks smothered in butter and garlic. And get Alfredo sauce to dip them in and you’re a good 1,000 calories into your meal before you get for your first drink refill. And now they are going to start putting food on the breadsticks? That’s genius shit right there. That’s like the first time you got stuffed crust pizza. Changed my whole way of seeing the world.

PS: You learn a lot about people from working at an Olive Garden. Basic bitches in high school love it. Poor people think it’s fancy. And Indian people love splitting one dish between the 6 of them and drinking water without ice.