The Calves On Kevin Kisner's Caddy Yesterday Were RIDICULOUS

GOOD GOD MAN!  Kevin Kisner’s caddy hasn’t skipped leg day since the day he was born.  Was probably doing squats and shit in the womb.  Now listen, I’m in no position to make fun of anybody’s body.  Especially when referring to legs.  I have cankles on cankles on cankles.  Just look at this.

I even have arm cankles.  You can’t make that shit up.  My body is one big cankle.  I don’t think I even knew that was a thing until somebody pointed it out to me.  Where the fuck is my wrist?  Somebody tell me because I don’t see it.  Anyway, even with all of that said, those calves are straight up insane.  We need to know what kind of work out regimen he’s on and if he can dunk on a 20-foot hoop.  He’s gotta have hops for days.  Forget missiles strikes on ISIS.  Let’s just send Kevin Kisner’s caddy and his calves to the Middle East and let him take care of business.  Those are a pair of WMDs if I’ve ever seen them.