The Man I One Day Aspire To Be, John Daly, Is Guest Bartending At The Cell Today
.Professional golfer John Daly — well-known for his gregariousness — will be a celebrity bartender ahead of Friday’s gamebetween the White Sox and Reds at U.S. Cellular Field. From 6 p.m. until about 6:50 p.m., Daly will serve his signature namesake cocktail — lemonade, iced tea and vodka — at ChiSox Bar & Grill at U.S. Cellular Field.Daly will then throw out the first pitch ahead of the game.There will surely be some good stories that come out of this, because you never know what will happen with Daly around.
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Is this the greatest promotion in the history of sports? Gotta be right? Wouldn’t be surprised if the Cell cracked 20,000 people in attendance today. Men who are just pining for the opportunity to pound a few John Dalys made by John Daly himself. Women who show up with the hopes that maybe, just maybe, John will take them yard in a bathroom or something in between innings. The Sox get a ton of shit for having a new promo every night of the week, and even though some of them aren’t all that great, this one in particular is incredible. If I turn out to be half the man John Daly is, then I’ve lived the perfect life.
PS – top 5 athletes, real or fictional I wanna get drunk with: all baseball players and
5. John Kruk
4. Buttermaker from Bad News Bears (Billy Bob Thornton, not Walther Mathau)
3. Aaron Rowand – need to get drunk and talk about 2005 for hours on end
2. Kenny Fuckin’ Powers
1. John Daly
PPS – I got blacked out drunk in Bobby Jenks basement in college one time. He invited us over and made us slam tequila until me and like 5 of my friends were all puking our brains out. He also pinned me down and aimed a loaded crossbow at my face. Fun times, Bobby Jenks is the man