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Here's That Video Of Robert Durst Pissing On The Candy Counter At CVS Last Year

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HOUSTON – Robert Durst is scheduled for an evidentiary hearing Thursday in New Orleans regarding a bizzare incident from last summer at a Houston CVS. KPRC 2 News obtained surveillance video showing Durst’s arrest in July 2014 for exposing himself and urinating on a candy display at a CVS pharmacy on Kirby Drive. He left the store before police arrived, but later turned himself in. The hearing is a chance for Durst’s legal team to dispute claims made against him which, if successful, would have to be resolved before trial.In December 2014, Durst pleaded no contest to a charge of criminal mischief. After his plea, Durst was ordered to pay restitution to CVS for the Class C misdemeanor.

The balls on this cat to piss where he pleases. OF COURSE this was all a “Medical Mishap”. This is the same guy who admitted to killing and dismembering a man with a butterknife and only got three years in prison. You think Robert Durst whipping it out and giving the Kit-Kats a Golden Shower at a CVS in broad daylight is going to amount to anything? Absolutely not. If that were your average Joe he’d be booked and labeled a sex offender for the rest of his days. In fact, I’m surprised Durst’s attorneys didn’t find a way to slap a lawsuit on CVS. Those vultures would sue an orphanage because the thought of children without families gives them emotional distress.

In all seriousness, Robert Durst may be an awful human being, but his lawyers are so evil hell itself spat them back out. At least you can tell Durst’s elevator never exactly went all the way to the top, especially socially. These educated lawyers cognitively defending his actions solely for money prove there are soulless creatures that walk among us.